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CHRISTMAS was drawing near and the cards began to arrive. “Whose birthday is it?” asked four-year-old Billy. “It is Jesus’ birthday” replied his mother. “Well, why are his birthday cards coming here?” Billy said. |
Scoutmaster: “I don't get it. You mean it took three of you Boy Scouts to help one old lady across the street”" Scouts: "Yes, sir, she didn’t want to go.” |
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The young lady had deputized for the church organist who was ill. She was just thinking that she had not done too badly when an old parishioner said “You did very well; after all our organist makes a mess of it sometimes.” |
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