A 6ft 7" aussi who always wore the same beige suit ... had some excuse for facial hair also. He taught us for English and we were "lucky" enough to be in the same classroom as him, when he happened to see snow for the first time ...

"Look boys", he said excitedly. We stare out the window yawning, "Snow !!!!" Then he goes into a diatribe about Melbourne, Australia, and never seeing snow before etc. Not being able to contain himself he asks us to write down the first thing that comes into our my mind when we see the snow. You can imagine the sarcastic and twisted replies that he received.
(MC 71-76)